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Honey bear don't care! Honey bear don't give a sh- Oh I can't say that? Sorry! Ok um, honey bear cares a LOT! Honey bear cares SO much actually! Wh...

Why do all of my plants meet an untimely end? Even the "fool-proof" ones: apparently they haven't met this fool! Air plants, spider plants, succule...

Pigeons! Rats of the Sky! Wait, not, that's not true at all! Pigeons are super smart and beautiful and just trying to navigate the world like anyon...

This Mini Squishable Pig has plans! Athletic, healthy plans! Plans that involve push ups and sit ups and pull ups! Plans that involve lifting weigh...

Comfort Food Kebab, what's the best part about having three savory detachable heads? Is it the excellent depth perception? The lack of loneliness? ...

Undead? Yes! Unuseful? No! This adorable nightmare can take you anywhere you want to go, from the depths of Tartarus to the movie theater down the ...

The knight has defeated the great dragon. Or so he thought! ARISE, great dragon, from the depths of the grave! You may only be bone and shadow, but...

One of my favorite Disney Parks easter eggs is the goat on top of Big Thunder Mountain, it's riiiiight where the photo is taken - blink and you mis...

You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax M...

Cats and loaves of bread have a lot in common. They look loaf-like! They can be a lovely tan color! They're squishy and soft! Squish your own loaf ...

Welcome to the luau! Have some Kalua pigs, taro leaves, and pineapples! Oh wait, not that pineapple!! Because it's a Kitty! In a pineapple! Shhh do...

I occasionally wonder if there's a really small spider inside each cotton candy machine, spinning out the sugar webbing. I wonder this a lot. It ha...

Devastatingly handsome, a wingspan as majestic as Pegasus, a heroic mane any Unicorn would die for. Ahh yes, turn around, you pastel dreamboat and ...

Even if we disagree on mayonnaise being an instrument (anything is an instrument if you try hard enough), we can all agree that this Patrick Star p...

Alright, listen up, someone tell me what's happening here. Is this croc wearing a strawberry? Has he somehow become a strawberry? Is it a strawberr...

Fresh from Bikini Bottom - it's everyone's favorite sea sponge!! The most fabulous of fry cooks has been magically Squishified, and he's ready, he'...

Scalpel, stethoscope, powdered newt, kitty. This is the basic medical equipment of the Mysterious Doctor Plague. Phlox the cat is an integral part ...

Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone combined the one true personification of the great unknown with cotton candy? Well we sure have...